Crude puns by musical genius Mozart

Quite a few people complain about music these days.

1. Leck mich im Arsch (K.231)

In 1782, Mozart wrote this canon.

First sentence of canon: “Leck mich im Arsh, g’schwindi,g’schwindi!

2. Bona Nox (K.561)

This canon also records the manifestations of Mozart’s fondness for jokes related to toilets and toilets – manifestations that first appeared in his letters to his family.

[Latin] Good night!

You are quite an ox;

[Italian] Good night,

My dear Lotte;

[French] Good night,

Phooey, phooey;

[English]Good night, good night,

[German] Sh** in your bed and make it burst;

Good night, sleep tight,

And stick your ass to your mouth.

3. Difficile Lectu (K. 559)

This continues to be a song that is considered to have Mozart’s vulgar lyrics.

Lyrics:

Difficile lectu mihi mars et jonicu, jonicu

Difficile, lecture, lecture, lecture mihi mars

Mihi mars lecture lecture difficile lecture lecture

Jonicu jonicu, jonicu, jonicu, jonicu,

Jonicu, jonicu, jonicu, jonicu difficile

So what’s going on with Mozart?